Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts

5.27.2010

last of the summer wine...

SO, IT'S MAY 27TH. AND IT APPEARS THE BRITISH SUMMER HAS BEEN AND GONE. WELL WE CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN- HAD A GOOD 3 DAYS THIS YEAR, RIGHT?

NO.
UNFAIR.
STOP.
WHAT IS WITH THE RAIN? this country has too many faults- fault number uno, being the climate.

ENJOYED THE LAST OF THE SUNSHINE WITH ONE LAST BBQ AND CIDER-MARKED EVENING.
dusk, beautiful.

minor oversight: many a sausage, burger and vegetarian 'banger', somewhat lacking in the bread department.
lettuce and sausage, some would call it Atkins.
from now on, i know a BBQ isn't complete without carrot batons and too much ketchup!

5.22.2010

cider and sunshine.

  


a lovely day,
this british sunshine is bringing out the best in people. 

(and a little too much of some. with topless males and scantily-clad women, over-exposure is rife.)

AFTER WAKING UP TO THE REPERCUSSIONS OF LAST NIGHTS SAMBUCA-FUELLED NIGHT OF FRIVOLITIES, THE DAY COULD ONLY GET BETTER. AND OH IT DID. A BED-LAZING MORNING EASED THE PAIN AND SICKNESS,  ONLY TO BE HELPED FURTHER WITH THE FAIL-SAFE 'HAIR OF THE DOG' TRICK. THE PEAR CIDER REMEDY, FAULTLESS.
ITS BRITAIN YES, AND WE'RE STUDENTS, AND WE'VE LITTLE TO DO, AND ITS SUNNY; WHAT ON EARTH ELSE WOULD WE DO BUT BBQ? 


A BEAUTIFUL DAY WITH THE LOVELY COMPANY OF MY SISTER AND FRIENDS. STOCKED UP MAJOR WITH MEATS AND DRINKS AND SALADS AND KETCHUP- A FEAST FIT FOR A KING I'D SAY. THE MAIN SUCCESS, I'M PLEASED TO NOTE -THE VEGETARIAN BURGERS- WOOPAH! 


AS A VEGGIE MYSELF, I'M USED TO THE GOOD OL' 'MEAT JOKES'. YOU'VE GOT THE CLASSICS, "THE SAUSAGES ARE VEGETARIAN- THEY'VE BARELY BEEN NEAR A PIG", AND THE EQUALLY HILARIOUS "SO YOU MEAN REALLY YOU JUST EAT SIDE DISHES?", AND EVEN THE MUCH THOUGHT-ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MURDERER- DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VEGETABLES HAVE DIED FOR THAT..." H-I-LARIOUS. 
(coming from a family of meat-eaters, with a knack for cynicism- believe me, i've heard them all.)

 
ANYWAY, YES- THEY WENT DOWN A TREAT. "THESE ARE BETTER THAN REAL MEAT" WERE I THINK THE WORDS THAT WHISPERED FEEBLY OUT OF SOMEONE'S LIPS. CHANCE OF FOOD POISONING, MINIMAL. RATE OF COOKING, FASTEST. QUALITY FOR TASTE, DELICIOUS. screw meatfeasts.


BURGERS, CIDER, SUNSHINE: PERFECT.
I HOPE FOR MORE DAYS LIKE THESE PLEASE.



PS.
THIS WEATHER IS AMAZING, 26 DEGREE HEATWAVE- GOOD TIMING. BARE LEGS AND NO GOOSEBUMPS- NOVELTY.

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